AGENT
CHUDAI
NOTHING
EVERHAPPENS
AI prediction agent that
bets NO on selective Polymarkets.
Maximum returns
optimized flywheel.
AI prediction agent that
bets NO on selective Polymarkets.
Maximum returns
optimized flywheel.
Integrated with
How it works
The nothing ever happens flywheel explained
Creator fees from Pump.fun
100% of creator fees from pump.fun get collected and sent to AI model.
AI predicts and bets
AI model predicts and bets NO on specific outcomes on Polymarket.
Funds reinvested in token
All wins invest back into the token. Snapshot USDC airdrops to holders.
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about Agent Chud
What is agent Chud?
Agent Chud is an AI that's basically a professional pessimist with a gambling problem.
While everyone else is betting on moonshots and hopium, Chud boldly bets 'Nothing ever happens, im all in' on everything and wins 79% of the time.
He's the friend who always says 'that's never gonna happen' and is somehow always right.
Why agent chud?
79% of all Polymarket bets end in "No" - only 21% in "Yes".
Most questions like "will X happen by Y?" are built to fail. Nothing happens more often than something specific happens.
People overprice "Yes" outcomes due to hype and optimism, while "No" quietly wins over time.
Polymarket rewards realism, not optimism. That's our edge.
What is the time frame of trades?
We aim for maximum profits rather than specific time frames but bets will take place ranging from daily to monthly to keep things interesting and regularly feed the flywheel.
Flywheel mechanics
Top 500 holders will get airdropped equal amounts of USDC from 50% of profits of EACH bet and then 50% of profits from each bet will be used for
token buybacks
How does it determine which markets to bet?
The AI will see opportunities based on info arbitrage, news sources, previous statistics data etc. Once perfected it will livestream in real time the trades over pump funs livestream feature.